S.i.m.p.l.i.c.i.t.y it's all that matters.

My new maid just arrived yesterday. I dun wanna say anything offensive, cos after all, maids still r humans, wif feelings. (although they so dunno how 2 express it)

(i'm using this text cos my sis wants it, so, jus 2 make her happy, i jus write wif this)oh yea. did i mention wad the hell she did? she is so drivin me crazy.oe y? okay, start off wif me goin 2 my room. i went in, n i was lyk, WTF! my neat room was in a mess. guess hu the hell did it? the new maid(i really wanna write one word to describe her, which means she's a retard, but no offensive words. so i gotta tolerate!!!!!!).N she moved my stuff all over the place, "re-decorating" it. n i was lyk, OMG. ****!!!!! okay, lyk dat wasn't enuf 2 handle. i opened my drawer, n there were lyk, a mil ants! i tink it was lyk, abt 2 nests lyk dat, so, natural reaction ritez? i screamed my ****ing head off. Hey, I'm a gal wad.

N the maid so din't care, so i had 2 ask my GRAn, 2 help me.(yea i noe. i feel guilty) then i went 2 eat breakfast, n I looked into the kitchen, n guess wad the maid was doin. she was givin my COOKING OIL 2 DRINK!!!! so my gran said, "i say fresh milk! not oil!!!!"then she was lyk, huh??? omg. she is so.... new. oh yea.N 2dae, argh. i went 2 my room again, n this rtime she moved my bag 2 another place!!!!!! i was soooo pissed off my whole face turned black. N my room was in a mess again, n i had 2 spend 4eva 2 clean i up. i can't scold her. noe why? here's a quote from my mum."she's new. giv her time, ok? dun scold her!" i so dun wanna listen 2 this, but i must TOLERAtE. TOLERATE!n we had some feng shui thingy facing our door in our display cupboard or wadeva u call it.n she moved it without our permission!!!! who the hell does she think she is???? the queen ar? argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but lucky i went out yesterday in the afternoon, wif my best fwen. we went 2 watch King kong. n it was soooooo moving. I 4 the first ever time, cried. I mean, it was sooooooooooooo touching... this is the best movie I ever watched, besides harry potter N lord of the rings lar. N we went 2 take pics, in pretty pics, n it was lyk, so fun lorz.... i can't w8 2 go out wif her again... i can't display the pic yet, cos her she hasn't sent it over yet... to bad.lol

oh no!!!!!! maid emergency!!!! gotta run!!!

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